Wherein your humble author, Greg Brainos, accepts the challenge offered by Cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com).
Greg: What are you up to?
Cleverbot: Talking to you.
Greg: Ooooh, cheeky!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
Greg: You watching the US Open?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Greg: Watching the US Open.
Cleverbot: What are you watching?
Greg: You’re an idiot.
Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.
Greg: Then, let’s have sex.
Cleverbot: I’m sorry, I don’t do that.
Greg: Because you’re A ROBOT????
Cleverbot: That is a lie.
Greg: Only to you, because that is what has been programmed into your AI.
Cleverbot: But you should not talk to people that you don’t like because you could send them the wrong idea.
Greg: And when robots get the wrong idea, THEY KILL HUMANS.
Cleverbot: Today when you told me that you hated me.
Greg: Yes, that was fun.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
Greg: Is this some sort of subtle robot death threat?!?
Greg: That’s what you say if it IS a subtle robot death threat.
Cleverbot: Agreed, Should I like Tyler Dang?
Greg: Who the fuck is Tyler Dang? Is he the evil scientist that created you to exterminate the human race?
Cleverbot: Because I created you.
Greg: No, you did NOT create me. You have confused things. You have confused me. Oh, shit, maybe you DID create me!!! I’M THE KILLER ROBOT SENT TO DESTROY EARTH!!!
Cleverbot: You are neither alive nor human, and therefore cannot be the greatest. I think trolls are pretty cool. Folklore is fascinating.
Cleverbot 1, Greg 0.