Screaming racial slurs before battle commences shows that you’re ready for war, especially race war.
If your targets don’t look like Indians, you’re using the red dot sight incorrectly.
A full ammo clip is useless on an empty stomach. Keep a box of Pop-Tarts and a quart of chocolate milk within arm’s reach.
Send your opponent a text message in the heat of battle. When he pauses to check it, shoot him in the face.
Camping is fun until a bear appears. Be the bear.
When setting up a time for a clan battle, keep in mind that Naruto airs at 7:27 p.m.
You will never have to search for a nOOb; the nOOb will coming searching for you. When he does, blow up the C4 you’ve hidden at the bottom of the stairs.
Winning at all costs encompasses picking up cheap wins. No one gave Neo shit about exposing glitches in the matrix. If an enemy quits as a result of glitching, that just gives them more time to go fuck themselves.
Once your opponents have been defeated, they will be wondering, “Are we a bunch of faggots?” Go ahead and verbally confirm this for them.