Monologue jokes from The Talk Show

Here are three of the monologue jokes performed at last month’s Talk Show

Sarah Palin resigned as governor of Alaska last week and said she is going to use her free time to speak her mind on Twitter, which, with Twitter’s maximum length of 140 characters, she should have more than enough room.

Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisburger is being accused of sexually assaulting a Las Vegas woman.  When asked to comment, Roethlisberger said, “The only women I’ve ever screwed over are the ones that drafted me on their fantasy football teams.”

The U.S. government reported that they will be scrapping their “Cash For Clunkers” program.  Apparently, it’s infringing on General Motors’ business model.

(All jokes written by Greg Brainos)


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