Hey, you. Yeah, YOU. In the green polo shirt. C’mere. Guess a number between 1 and 10. What? No, there isn’t a prize. Why? Because you don’t have anything invested on your part and this event isn’t being sponsored, so it wouldn’t make sense for there to be a prize. No, fuck YOU. The number was “6,” by the way.
Hey, you. Yeah, YOU. With the “Hello, Kitty” neck tattoo. C’mere. Guess a number between 1 and 10. No, this isn’t a scam, just guess a number. What, am I gonna figure out all your passwords by you giving me one single number? YOU’RE creepy! The number was “2,” by the way, and all your passwords are “KonnichihaKitty86.”
You, over there, in the motorized wheelchair. Yeah, YOU. C’mere. Guess a number between 1 and 10. Don’t be a moron, “10” isn’t a valid selection. No, it’s not, I said, “pick a number BETWEEN 1 and 10.” “10” isn’t between 1 and 10. Who the fuck are YOU, Stephen fucking Hawking? Oh, sorry Mr. Hawking, I didn’t recognize you underneath that Nike Athletics cap. The number was “8.”