People always say, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat,” but they never divulge that information. I’m not sure if it’s because they signed some hush clause after being enlightened or if they’re just teasey assholes, but either way, it annoys the shit out of me.
As a public service, I performed some first-hand experiments. Here, ladies and gentlemen, are the other ways to skin a cat.
2. Give it to a baby
3. Sodium Hydroxide
4. Right before it sneezes, hold its nose
5. Cat-sized Magic Bullet
6. Convince it that its favorite movie is American History X