I would not have believed this game existed had I not seen it for myself. Prepare yourself for…
“Hey, we’re made of chocolate, why don’t we load up the station wagon with a grill, a hammock, and NO umbrellas and take a trip to the beach!”
I don’t know who manages the M&M’s, but I imagine that on his first day of work, he received a “List of Things You Should Not Let M&M’s Do.” Things like, “M&M’s should not be seen fraternizing in public with Hershey’s Kisses,” “M&M’s should never star in a snuff film,” and, “Under NO circumstances shall M&M’s throw A FUCKING BEACH PARTY.”
Clearly, Yellow M&M is retarded and doesn’t know any better. Red M&M wants to prove he’s a bad-ass. Green M&M is suicidal, so, “whatever happens, happens.” Blue M&M is GRILLING, on the BEACH, under the SUN. Orange M&M is the only one that seems worried about how this adventure might turn out.
We’ll see you guys again in M&M’s Beach Party 2: Chocolate Sand.