I don’t know what the hell is going on with the Twitter bar on the right side of this page. Half the time, it just says, “No response from Twitter.”
STOP PLAYING THE BLAME-GAME, TWITTER WIDGET.
It’s time to take some responsibility for your lack of productivity and ambition. I’d rather you be honest and say, “Don’t feel like working right now, maybe later.”
All the other widgets are pulling their weight, Twitter widget. Blogroll doesn’t take days off. She’s here every single second of every goddamn day, and she has two comatose children in the hospital.
No excuses, Twitter widget. Time to step that shit up.
K, I will be writing a letter to Mark Cuban in the next day or so.