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For those of you scrambling for a last-minute Easter gift for your child’s basket, I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS.

Look no further than…

The Sims 2: IKEA Home Stuff

THE SIMS 2: IKEA HOME STUFF!!!!

The fun begins with the assembly of the CD!

But, of course, the fun doesn’t end there. WHO’S UP FOR READING THE 950-PAGE INSTRUCTION MANUAL?!? You better be!

If you haven’t slit your wrists by now, then you’re a living human being and you can play THE SIMS 2: IKEA HOME STUFF. Congratulations!

Why not come home early to find your wife cheating on you in a nice MALM bed? How about dressing up that living room with a plush EKTORP sofa that one of you will get in the divorce? May I suggest a stately STORM floor lamp to help you find the crumpled Qdoba receipt with that psychiatrist-in-training’s number scribbled on the back?

THE SIMS 2: IKEA HOME STUFF. Only $19.95. Stop crying.

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